Another Health Topic Yet Again

Smoking...whats so wrong with it huh??? Obviously I know the effects of smoking cigarettes but why the hell do people care what I do with MY own body? I appreciate the fact that they're trying to help me but I dont want their help.

Movie Time

Theres a new movie coming out pretty soon called Splice. Its has Adrian Brody in it and him and some other lady successfully made the first human in a lab...supposedly the "perfect" human. But after awhile the creature turns nasty...its looks siiiiiiiiiiick.

Daaaaa Blackhawks

I really don't follow sports that much but I know that the Blackhawks are doin' purdy good. My lady friend is obsessed with them so I constantly get updated on them whether I like it or not.

The Purpose of Life

What is the purpose of life? It's obviously different for each person. I wonder to myself sometimes why we were put on this Earth. To wake up everyday and do the same shit??? Thats not what I want with my life. I want to do something different and exciting and new each and everyday. I want to LIVE my life. You only have one people, make the best of it. Live it to fullest you can. I did a lot of thinking in the past couple weeks and have realized something. My mother passed away. And it fucked me up. But instead of sitting there and feeling like shit and getting more depressed, I go out and do something. I chill with friends...just do something you know? And I know my mother would not want me to be sitting there in my room with 18 boxes of Kleenex crying my ass off. She would want me to go out and live. And honestly people, thats what im going to do. Of course I will still have my responsibilities and all the shit but im going to have fun with my life. Like i've said before...you only have one life. Make the best you can of it. Dont conform to the cliche American life. Go out and do whatever the hell you want. Its your life. Dont let ANYONE tell you different.

My DJ Name

My DJ name would have to be DJ Papoose. Hell yeah.

The Word Meh..

Uhhh..i really don't know what to say about the word "meh" so heres this pretty sick picture.

Breif Book Review

True To the Game by Teri Woods was an amazing book. To be quite honest, its the only book i've actually read in years...and i loved it! Drugs, sex, hookers, death, anything you can think of its in this book. Its about this young black couple that starts slangin' them crack rocks and shit just goes haywire...read it. its worth it.

Summer Plans

I plan on going to Elk Grove HighSchool for U.S. History and loathing every minute of it. I hope to be able to pretty much just do whatever I want. Parties in the city, camping, drinkin' a couple beers, swimmin' and chillin'. And also going to JanPan to find this guy and smoke some crack with him...hahahahaha...jkjk

Chipotle

Chipotle and my intestines is possibly one of the worst combination's to man kind. Remember how South Park invented "Chipotl-Away?"...well yeah they should actually invent that because Imodium doesn't do shit against Chipotle.

Shit I Wanna Learn

1.) Body Work for Automobiles
2.) Automobile Painting
3.) How to Mix Drinks...pretty much bartending.
4.) How to Swap a K20 into a '99 EM1
5.) How to be a Human Beat Box
6.) Be a DK!!!!!!! What's DK????? Donkey Kong??
7.) How to Make Bomb Ass Sushi.
8.) Train Big Cats(Cheetahs, Leopards, Lions, Tigers, Ligers, etc...)
9.) How to Make Someone Crap Their Pants With One Punch.
10.) FIND THE BROWN NOISE!!!!!

Advice for Pet Owners

Number One rule...Dont forget about them. I do it all the time. Ill be doing something in my house and all of sudden "Oh shit! I havent fed my cats in like 4 days...fuuuuck!" And think about them before you make purchases. It may be different for some people, but I have buy pretty much everything for them. It pisses me of but hey, its teaching good life lessons. Cause who else is going to do it when i have a family. And also clean up after them!!!! I hate it when im walking down the SIDEWALK and theres a fat ass shit chillin' on the ground...it's gross as shit people. Don't be one of 'em.

American iDull

In my opinion, American Idol sucks. I mean i don't know how many seasons the show has had, but obviously there doin' something right. The whole Lee DeWyze craze was just ridiculous. Why are we so happy when someone from our area either gets accepted or wins? It doesn't show how good of a town we are, but how talented the specific person is. Lee DeWyze got kicked out of his home school for fighting(none of which he EVER won), went to ForestView behavioral school, and dropped out! Why should we be happy for him when he's not deserving of it? I'm sitting here in room 2 typing this shit trying get the fudge out of school and graduate while he gets to drop out of school, not try and get his education or even his G.E.D...it's bulshit how television makes someone no one even knew or probably cared about famous..

Childhood Hero

My childhood hero would have to be my mother. My mother and father got a divorce when i was very very young so i don't remember much. After the divorce, my father moved to Arizona and my mother and I stayed in Illinois. We got an apartment in Downtown Palatine and i started kindergarten. Ever since i started school, my mother was always there for me whether i needed help with my schoolwork or i was getting picked on...no matter what she was there. As i started to get older and mature she had to teach me about being a man. I give her the most props for that. Yourself being a woman with a teenager having to teach him about being a man, defending yourself, explaining the birds and the bees..i cant imagine all the stress on her raising me and working full time..it must have been unbearable at some times. On July 14th, 2009, at about 11:00pm my mother passed away in my arms in our Hoffman Estates home. it was the most heart wrenching and painful thing i have had to go through. After she passed, i started to think about everything that she had done for me and all the sacrifices she had made just for me to be happy or clothed or stay in school. Every morning and night I thank her for everything she did for me. I don't know what i would have done without her. She is my inspiration...she is my everything. I will never forget her words of wisdom. I will never forget her...


R.I.P
Lisa Diane Kurk
5/5/1961-7/14/09

Trippin' Bawls

I recently read an article on 3-D movies and television and how they can make some people nauseous, disorientated, and decreased postural stability. I completely agree with this article. I saw Avatar and after it was over i was nauseous and pretty wobbley.

Is Chuck Norris Really That Awesome????

After a long night of drinking, Chuck Norris doesnt throw up...CHUCK THROWS DOOOOOWN!!!!

Top 10

1. Drugs...all kinds.
2. Illinois NORML
3. Cars
4. Tattoos
5. Bartending
6.Welding
7. Computers
8. Art
9. Construction
10. Pancreatitis